I would hire Sheriff Lamb to stand next to me at all times so I could basically be as big an asshole as I wanted to be and still feel like hey, there's still another level to descend to.

lmao puppy!Sammy, in all his glory.

Oh Lisa, it is SO BAD. Like, SO SO BAD. I don't even know how to explain the badness. But there is Josef, which makes some of the badness seem...less bad. Not good, by any means, but less bad.

HA HA HA. First of all, WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME OFF IN THIS SCENARIO I AM SLIGHTLY DISTURBED. Secondly, you are amazing and I will not even tolerate this self-deprecation.

I will be e-mailing you shortly. >.>