Yeah, the promise (threat?) of porn from me is usually pretty hollow. :D I love porn done right, but for some reason it's never my default setting to write. I usually write PG-PG13 stuff, and really have to work at writing porn. So it usually doesn't happen. Hopefully the porn I do write will not be crappy and distracting! :D

lol, I know how you feel though, there have been stories I've read where I deliberately skipped the porn because it really detracted from the otherwise good story. I think some authors feel like they have to have porn in the story or else people won't read it.