Haha, you have no idea how ~long it takes me to write things or how ~long they end up being! I'm feeling all inspired now though.

Oh, God, Frank and Victoria fireman competitiveness WINS. (Except in my head it's totally just "I'm prettier!" "No, I'm prettier!" "I look good dirty!" "I look good dirty AND my legs are eight miles long!" "But I have better eyebrows!")

Um, Victoria/Greta/Bob is totally the super sekrit threesome of my heart. Yet another reason we are totally MFEO, bb XD