"Ray is a lying liar who lies, and I am totally licking his spatula later." Best line I've read in a long time; I accidentally busted out laughing and it was really loud in the quiet house, oops. :)
at the end of the day Brian says, "Stop using the store camcorders to spy on Ray in the bathroom," not "You're fired," so Frank's pretty sure he's got a chance to fuck it all up again tomorrow. I also really like this line, not just because it makes me love your Brian (I'm really easy for Brian, lol) but because it's a good attitude to have when you've got a crappy run of luck.
"How do you feel about skipping the rest of dinner, running a few errands, possibly fixing a dishwasher, and then getting straight to that?" Oh Frank. Skipping out on your friends for the hot customer (I would totally skip out on my friends for Bob. They'd understand.) and then dragging him along to take care of things. I'd love to see the awesome sex that happens at the end of the night (hopefully they'll be at Bob's house with a working alarm clock, lol) but I also wouldn't mind seeing Bob actually meeting Frank's friends.
I really really loved this A LOT. I've been away from LJ a lot recently, so I'm really glad shutyourface recced it. <3
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"Ray is a lying liar who lies, and I am totally licking his spatula later." Best line I've read in a long time; I accidentally busted out laughing and it was really loud in the quiet house, oops. :)
at the end of the day Brian says, "Stop using the store camcorders to spy on Ray in the bathroom," not "You're fired," so Frank's pretty sure he's got a chance to fuck it all up again tomorrow. I also really like this line, not just because it makes me love your Brian (I'm really easy for Brian, lol) but because it's a good attitude to have when you've got a crappy run of luck.
"How do you feel about skipping the rest of dinner, running a few errands, possibly fixing a dishwasher, and then getting straight to that?" Oh Frank. Skipping out on your friends for the hot customer (I would totally skip out on my friends for Bob. They'd understand.) and then dragging him along to take care of things. I'd love to see the awesome sex that happens at the end of the night (hopefully they'll be at Bob's house with a working alarm clock, lol) but I also wouldn't mind seeing Bob actually meeting Frank's friends.
I really really loved this A LOT. I've been away from LJ a lot recently, so I'm really glad