quarterturn: (oz - keller/o'reily - mmm violence)
quarterturn ([personal profile] quarterturn) wrote2007-04-11 06:32 pm

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Holyjesusgod.





Jensen motherfucking Ackles. WHY YOU SO HOT. WHY YOU NOT WEAR EYELINER ALL THE TIME?

I made a very loud, very embarrassing squeak of pleasure when I first saw that.

Link snagged from [livejournal.com profile] hebrew_hernia. Who needs some cheering up. So if you guys have any happy, fluffy, schmoopy, and/or porny fic recs? I'd be eternally grateful if you could link me so I can pass them on. Preferably in Heroes, Supernatural, Doctor Who, The Black Donnellys, Torchwood, The OC, or The 4400.

[identity profile] quarterturn.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
ASDLJSDFLKJSDF I KNOW GOD I CAN'T EVEN. IF JUST HIS EYES DO THAT TO ME, I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE TOTAL PACKAGE.

No worries, babe, I'm the same way, I usually read in a very small, narrow field of darker stuff, so none of it would be good to rec for cheering up!

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?

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(and because I just can't pic-spam anyone anywhere without posting at least one pic of him)
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Hehe. Well if you're looking for a happy smutty distraction you can always hit AFF (http://original.adultfanfiction.net/) (*lol* which I just miss-typed as ADD ) and try some original fics, some of them aren't half bad ^^

[identity profile] quarterturn.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)


I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THAT. I CANNOT EVEN. MY BRAIN IS MELTING OUT MY EARS AS WE SPEAK.

THAT FIRST PICTURE ALDSFJSDLKJSDF. SEX FACE FTW!

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
LIP-BITE-PORN IS THE BEST KIND OF PORN I TELL YOU!

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*brain explodes*

[identity profile] quarterturn.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
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DUDE. YOU ARE KILLING ME. I just. I might break down into tears soon because the pretty? And the hot? And the lips and the teeth and the freckles and the grin and alijadlfkjsdalksdjfsdflsdkj. WHY HAS THIS BOY NOT SPAWNED A RELIGION YET. I WOULD WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF ACKLES.

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
It is just not humanly possible to be that pretty. Like, it must physically hurt or something!

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SEE WHAT I MEAN????



*spasms*

[identity profile] quarterturn.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
THAT SECOND PICTURE IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES. THERE IS NO MORE PERFECT HUMAN SPECIMEN THAN JENSEN ACKLES, I'M SORRY, I DARE SCIENCE TO PROVE ME WRONG.

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
MINE TOO! IT IS JUST.. SAJKDHASHDSAHHHJKSDAS IT CAN JUST NOT BE POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS ANYONE OR ANYTHIGN OUT THERE THAT IS PRETTIER THAN THAT!

(we should really conduct a study on the subject! We can be Jensen- scholars!)

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA did you see THIS (http://community.livejournal.com/fishbowlmermaid/2361.html)?

[identity profile] quarterturn.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
lol oh man, and I know that that's only a fraction of how hot he's REALLY going to look. How weird is it that there haven't been ANY stills of him from that movie released? *eyes studio suspiciously*

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW WTF? I just tried to get anything off imdb but this seems to seriously be the very first picture anyone has seen of the film! How can this be? GUH just the thought of him having TATTOOS like that is making me think all kinds of inappropriate things! I think that may be the reason there are no stills yet: they know the internetz will collapse from the hotness once they are released!

[identity profile] quarterturn.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
SRSLY. I don't get it. Unless they know full well that we're all FLAILING about seeing Jensen in tattoos and a mohawk, so they know keeping it under wraps will probably motivate us to try and see it at a film festival or something. Or your theory could be totally correct, because I'm going to buy earplugs for the day the movie comes out, for there will be so much fangirling I'm sure I'll be able to hear it through my modem. :D

[identity profile] subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
*lol* But don't they see that all we need is like one iddy biddy pic of him in tattoos and eyeliner and we'll start camping in front of the theaters NOW?
Well, at least the collective Jensengasm will be loud enough that we don't have to worry about missing it when it finally will happen ;)