'HINT HINT MORE NAKED WOULD WORK.'

*LMAO* It would indeed.

'I can distract from the crappiness with PORN. Works every time.'

See, usually that works the other way round from me. There's this story I'm reading now and the crappy porn is distracting me from the rather cute storyline D:

And then the author's like, "There will be loads more porn!" And it's a first for me to be saying, "NO! Please, anything but that D:!"