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First of all, a very happy birthday to firedragon9, I hope it's fantastic!

And a belated happy birthday to both peridium and withserendipity, both of you are wonderful and I'm sorry I'm late! I hope your birthdays were brilliant.

If there's anything I can do for the three of you, let me know! ♥

Secondly, I'm taking a tiny mini-hiatus, probably no longer than a week and to be honest, it'll probably just be a few days. You guys are kind of addictive! I just can't keep up with everything right now. I might still be lurking around, and if you absolutely need to get a hold of me, e-mail me (rockinsteady@gmail.com) or call me (my number's in this post). I've been awful about commenting and getting back to comments, so if I haven't replied to something lately (or, you know, ever, because I've always been kind of flaky like that), it's nothing personal and you are welcome to poke me and go HEY YOU SHOULD ANSWER ME/WRITE THIS/DO THIS.

I leave you with this, which has made me laugh every single day I've thought about it.

schneestern and I were talking about how there should be a bandom porno production company fic, AS YOU DO. We got around to discussing what the names of their pornos would be, and OBVS they would be terrible puns on Fall Out Boy song titles. And possibly some Panic and MCR. And maybe TAI, too. >.> Some of them do not need to be punned, however, just summarized.



quarterturn: I probably just want Billvy to be in a porno movie with Gabe behind the camera
schneestern: haha
he'd ROCK that thing
touching his dick all suggestively
quarterturn: and stretching his limbs everywhere, arching his back and letting his hair fall in his eyes
I sort of want Ryan and Spencer with their creepy selves from this picture - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/supermanaction/000y22tp.jpg
as the producers
schneestern: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YES
has anyone actually written that by now?
quarterturn: not that I've seen, but they SHOULD
schneestern: i want jon walker to like be some disembodied hand, handing billvy sex toy props into the frame and bill totally runs with it like it's NORMAL that some non-pictured person hands you sex toys from off camera and then jon hands him something WAY ridiculous and william totally breaks charcater all WTF IS THIS and starts laughing and gabe's all CUT CUT CUT and spencer and ryan the producers look very dismayed
quarterturn: JON HANDS HIM A FLIP-FLOP. Or like, some weird contraption that he made himself.
schneestern: A FLIP FLOP
quarterturn: And Spencer and Ryan are VERY PARTICULAR about how they want their movie to go and it does not involve LAUGHING
schneestern: HAHAHHAH YES
jon and butcher made this sex toy which looks like a fan that had an accident and they're really proud of it and need like ADVERTISEMENTS to promote it but can't afford it so they think stealthily putting it into one of the renowned SMITH/ROSS pornos will get them loads of cash
also
Brendon serves little tiny drinks for refreshments, that have like round toothpicks with two olives on either side so they look like dicks
gabe loves them
quarterturn: AHAHAH JON AND BUTCHER'S ~INVENTION~. They don't want to test it themselves, either. William refuses to let it anywhere near his body.
Also Brendon is a fluffer when he's not serving drinks that look like dicks.
Also, Jon tells William it's PERFECTLY SAFE even though a part just fell off because the duct tape didn't hold, and William is like -eyebrow- and the Butcher is like IT'S A PROTOTYPE SHUT UP.
And Bob is the long-suffering sound tech
schneestern: HAHAHAHAHA
yes
oh YES
gerard draws art for the dvd cover
no one's really sure what mikey does but no one dares to ask
quarterturn: Ray is the numbers guy and Frank is uh. Security. Because William has a lot of crazy porno fans.
schneestern: pete is the guy they call in if they're doing lord of the rings pornos
as a hobbit
quarterturn: AND PATRICK COMPOSES THE PORNO SOUNDTRACK. BOW-CHIKKA-BOW-BOW
Pete is very proud of his latest work, Lord of the Cockrings.
schneestern: OBVSLY
OH OH OH
FORGET THE HOBBITS
PETE WRITES THE DIALOG AND THE MOVIE TITLES ALONG WITH HIS ASSOCIATE RYAN ROSS
quarterturn: THEIR FIRST COLLABORATION IS CALLED 'I'M LIKE A LAWYER WITH THE WAY I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET YOU OFF' AND IT FEATURES WILLIAM AS A PARALEGAL
schneestern: AND VICKY T AS JUDGE
or wait
were we doing gay porn?
quarterturn: I HAVE NO IDEA LOL
general porn I think
schneestern: GOOD
obviously now i want to pornify all of FOB's titles
A LITTLE LESS LUBE A LITTLE MORE TOUCH ME
although ouch
ANAL IS SO TWO YEARS AGO
GAY IS NOT A SYNONYM FOR ORGY
quarterturn: GOLDEN SHOWERS
schneestern: HEADFIRST SLIDE INTO YOUR ASS ON A BAD BET
quarterturn: SOME OF THEM DO NOT EVEN NEED PORNIFYING
THE CARPAL TUNNEL OF LOVE
schneestern: oh god there is SO MUCH wrong with that last one seriously
I KNOW RIGHT
pete does all the work for us
MY DICK IS THE WORST KIND OF WEAPON
quarterturn: OMG AND IT'S LIKE SOME CHEESY SCIFI WHERE WILLIAM IS A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS AND THE HERO HAS TO SAVE HIM WITH HIS DICK
schneestern: SUGAR, YOU'RE GOING DOWN (ON ME)
quarterturn: APPARENTLY I AM JUST ALL ABOUT THE SUPER GROSS ONES BECAUSE ALL I'VE GOT IS SCATURDAY AND I DNW THAT
schneestern: AHAHAHAH
uhm
DIRTY IS GOOD
we are just talking HYPOTHETICALLY HERE
also THE (AFTER) GLOW OF THE PARTY. n'awww
quarterturn: SOPHOMORE HUMP OR BAREBACK OF THE YEAR IDEK
I SORT OF WANT THNKS FR TH MMRS TO = THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES
schneestern: AHAHAHAH
oh jess
i was going to go with thnks fr th fck but that is SO LAME compared to that
ALSO
THIS AIN'T A PORNO IT'S AN ORGY!
quarterturn: HEADFIRST SLIDE IS STILL MY FAVORITE OH MY DEAR JESUS
schneestern: there is so much WRONG with that one though
like
HEADFIRST? REALLY??
quarterturn: THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT SO FUCKING HYSTERICAL BECAUSE I CAN'T GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD AND IT'S SO WRONG
schneestern: ALSO
HAHAHAHHA
oh god
you wanna know what the sequel to headfirst slide into your ass is?
quarterturn: I DO
schneestern: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING
quarterturn: DEAD. I AM DEAD RIGHT NOW.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO GO WITH THE INSIDE OF SOMEONE'S ASS JOKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GO WITH THE NEXT SINGLE WHICH WOULD BE WHAT A CROTCH, DONNIE
schneestern: put in the light of this discussion all the panic songs suddenly get an ALARMING new meaning
likle
I HAVE FRIENDS IN HOLY SPACES
(YES I WENT THERE)
also
THIS IS HOW I DISAPPEAR
quarterturn: I SORT OF WANT THAT TO BE THE FINAL CHAPTER IN THE HEADFIRST SLIDE/DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING SERIES
schneestern: CLEARLY. THE SERIES WOULD BE: WHAT A CROTCH,DONNIE - HEADFIRST SLIDE INTO YOUR ASS ON A BAD BET - DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING - THIS IS HOW I DISAPPEAR
OH
MY
GOD
i cannot even
and i made the mistake of looking for more titles and just
I CANNOT STOP!
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BAREBACK AND ANAL IS A CONDOM
quarterturn: LAKSJFSDLKJASDR THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH WHICH THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN R AND NC17 IS BREAST COVERAGE WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IDK
schneestern: OH GOD JESS I LOVE THAT SO MUCH MORE
(like ryan's original lyrics are all that logical, sheesh)
WE'RE SO STARVING (for cock)
BLACK MAMBA (IN YOUR PANTS)
and ahahahaha, billvy did our work for us with, WE'VE GOT A BIG MESS ON OUR HANDS
quarterturn: LMAO LMAO OH MY GOD I CAN SEE THE COVER ART THAT GERARD DREW FOR THAT ONE
schneestern: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
oh god
me too
IT'S WARMER IN THE BASEMENT (BUT IT'S EVEN WARMER IN MY PANTS)
YOU CAN'T BE MISSED IF YOU NEVER STOP SUCKING MY DICK
aw
those are kind of desperate!gabe
quarterturn: LMAO THAT IS SUCH A GABE SENTIMENT
So many of the TAI ones would work as is, like Beware Cougar (Hot middle-aged woman seduces younger man!), The Test (Hot teacher on student action! or alternately DO THEY HAVE THE HERPES), Sleeping With Giants (GIANT DICKS, WILL THEY FIT?)
schneestern: clearly you can always use all of the MCR ones
cubicles (hot OFFICE SEX), FUCKING LESSONS, FAMOUS LAST FUCKS (with an artistic montage by gerard way)
also i'm trying very hard not to make a headfirst for halos related title here
also. IT'S NOT A FASHION STATEMENT IT'S A DILDO
quarterturn: I am trying really hard not to mention that Headfirst Slide and your Headfirst for Halos title should be double headers.
I can't stop thinking about Pete showing William the title of his new movie (Headfirst Slide) and William basically reacting like this - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/supermanaction/gifs/ohohhhhfaceft7.gif IDEK RIGHT NOW
schneestern: also i kind of want brendon to bug gabe about giving him a chance to be in a porn movie with william and gabe'd be all "-handwave- you'd come way too early now let me get this shot of william's ass"
quarterturn: Ahahaha! And Brendon would be sad but also know it was true! Because he hasn't ~mastered the art of holding out. So he has to have um, Pete or someone practice with him. A lot.
schneestern: nfff
brendon/pete
MY BRAIN JUST DIED
quarterturn: I think Pete would be very receptive to helping young Brendon out!
schneestern: mmm
MULTIPLE TIMES
and with his MOUTH
quarterturn: There would obviously be a lot of cockrings involved, or things grabbed in a pinch as makeshift cockrings. Like one of Ryan's scarves.
schneestern: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
ahem
because ryan totally has these really thin scarves that you can easily wrap around brendon's cock which is SURPRISINGLY big or so pete claims
quarterturn: EXACTLY. And Ryan starts noticing his favorite scarves going missing, and it is like THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING SCARVES at the porn studio and he gets really pissy until Brendon has to explain what happened to them.
schneestern: hahahahhaha
and then ryan gets FURIOUS
no one messes with his SCARVES
what would the porn studio/company be called?
quarterturn: idk, I was trying to come up with a clever name or pun, but I'm not coming up with much
the porno company name would obviously have to be a play on Fueled by Ramen or Decaydance or one of the band names or something
schneestern: AHHAHAHAHA
FUELED BY CUM
quarterturn: LMAO
schneestern: it just I JUST HAD TO DO IT
DECAYDICK
which
EWWWW
quarterturn: LOL SO EW
schneestern: but also HAI ALLITERATION

I tried to edit out most of our keymashing and LOLs, but if you don't feel like reading through, here are a few of my favorites:


- A Little Less Lube A Little More Touch Me
- Anal Is So Two Years Ago
- Golden Showers
- Headfirst Slide Into Your Ass On A Bad Bet / Do You Know What I'm Seeing / This Is How I Disappear (TRILOGY)
- Sugar, You're Going Down (On Me)
- Scaturday
- Sophomore Hump or Bareback of the Year
- Thnks Fr th Mmrs (subtitled Thanks for the Mammaries)
- What A Crotch, Donnie