I cannot listen to this song without automatically hearing Cartman singing it

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EDIT: All right. So this post got to be way longer than I had any intention of making it, so I wanted to split it up somehow, and what better way than by taking out the wanky discussion? For your reading pleasure, the edited post, now with 100% less wanky discussion. But it might show up again in its own post. Because that's how I roll.

In the spirit of lovefunjoy, I bring you some links!

love meme! hosted by musesfool - hello, there is never enough love, I'm sorry ok, but there isn't. Especially on days like today. This one's a little different, instead of posting your username for people to love on, you post someone else's username that you think is deserving of love. omg monica you wonderful girl, I hope you know I am sending you the bill for the windows I probably broke with the squeal I let out when I saw my name. WHAT. I am so squishy inside right now. Well, I hope I'm squishy inside all the time or there might be issues with my insides, but you know.

20 characters question meme - if you have not asked me questions yet, PLZ DO. This is one of my favorite memes guys, and I will love you for one question or for ten. But I will love you even more if you post it on your own journal so I can play too!

moveablehistory had a link to some very...interesting pictures. There's one here of people kissing. While being x-rayed. Most of the other ones are very NSFW. Here.

sam and dean's synchronicity - Awesome Jared/Jensen Dean/Sam picspam by micawbish. It's a little slashy, but not really, if that's not your thing. Just noting the similarities in their body language/facial expressions/etc.

Fanmix This - A Giant Fandom Fanmix for the Masses - Uh, self-explanatory. Lots of free music!

every time i take one on the chin by hebrew_hernia - short little Black Donnellys gen ficlet that was written for me (!!!) that is so perfect and encapsulates everything I love about the brothers so far.

seanarenay is doing a multifandom incest drabble challenge, which I meant to link a while ago but kept forgetting, and which I also meant to write for a while ago but have not done. I will. It's only a drabble, come on, Jess. Stop slacking.

I'm sure most of you have seen this interview with Sera Gamble floating around your friends lists already, but come on. It's too good not to link again. It does contain Supernatural spoilers of the awesome variety.

I don't know why I had never run across this before, but ms_erupt was kind enough to link to it on a post. Everything I Know About Fandom by andrastewhite. It is funny and oh so true, and I think maybe it needs to go through a new round of reccing because I know I would have been ecstatic to see something like this when I was stumbling around, trying to find my footing in fandom. (As if I'm still not doing that...)

I'm thinking about doing an intro post by phone so that I might ramble for quite a long time and no one would be able to say "tl;dr!" Instead, you would have to say, "tl;dl!" And I would giggle, because what up, fun new terms.

And to further distract you, I bring you Jensen Ackles picspam that I totally meant to post yesterday but forgot because I am the worst. Happy belated birthday, Mr. Sexyface.



Hello baby Jensen. I have one question for you: did you know you'd grow up to be such a sexass?


Y HELLO THAR slightly less-babyish but still really young and effing adorable Jensen. Are you aware of how your innocent!look affects us girls? Yes? Well then did you know that looking at you in this picture makes me want to cruise a boulevard in hopes that you are standing on a streetcorner looking just like that? HA, didn't know that one, did you, smartypants?


I do not know what is going on in this picture. Do I need to? No. There is plenty going on that I like without even knowing what the hell it is.


Oh Jensen. Baby. Sweetheart. You are too adorkable for words.


And again.


This is so obviously staged, and his direction was so obviously, "OH NOES YOU JUST GOT SPRAYED BY A HOSE, TEE HEE," but hello. Dripping wet Jensen? I can stand any amount of staged cheesiness.


I just. I mean. Come on. Tell me you have words for this one.


Mr. Sexypants, you seem to have something on your...pants, there. No, right...no, there. Here, let me help you gently and lovingly brush it away.


The belt, and the jeans, and the t-shirt, and the fact that I think he's leaning against one of those wooden things you tie horses up at (I'm so articulate, I know) and it's just. It makes me want to move to the South and marry me a country boy immediately.


Second verse, same as the first.


This boy could charm a nun out of her habit, I swear to god.


Because the freckles, and the lips, and the hair, and the eyes, and just. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO EFFING PRETTY?


He always reminds me of Christian Kane in this picture for some reason. I like to believe it is because they have been spending so much time together that Christian just rubbed off on him. YES IN THE PERVY WAY OK.


Speaking of Jensen and Christian spending time together...


HELLO SEXASS TIED UP AND WAITING TO BE RAVAGED.


HELLO SEXASS LOOKING VERY EFFING SEXASS. (I am slowly losing my coherency, can you tell much?)


Hello smirk and sprawl and hand placement and Jared. You all come together very nicely.


TONGUE.


Hello Mr. Sexonastick. We're taking a poll. Are you hot, y/y?


And in conclusion...IM ON UR PORCH, WATCHIN U SEX.


ETA: There are spoilers for The Black Donnellys in the comments, just look for the fairly big pictures and avoid the text above them. ;)

Comments

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

*shuts up about the wank* Le sigh.


Oooh, linkage! *bookmarks*


This boy could charm a nun out of her habit, I swear to god.

OKAY LMFAO YOU WIN AT THE INTERNETS. XD

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This boy could charm a nun out of her habit, I swear to god.

IT IS SO TRUE, THOUGH, RIGHT?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

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Jensen in the second prettypic looks EXACTLY like this boy I knew at my old school.

So basically you're the luckiest person ever, is what you're telling me? ;) Oh man. If I had known anyone that looked remotely like that in high school, I might have shown up more often. :D

Jess' Really Super Fast Guide to The Boys of The Black Donnellys:

Jimmy (the oldest, the one with the messed up leg, the one with the drug problem, and the general fuck-up) and wee!Jimmy:


Tommy (the second oldest, the artist, the one in love with Jenny, and the one in charge of the neighborhood now) and wee!Tommy (the one grinning like a lovestruck fool):


Kevin (the gambler, sandwich-lover, "wherever you are" and old-man shirt wearing one) and wee!Kevin (the dirty blond one in the black shirt):


Sean (the baby, the ladies man, the one in the hospital) and wee!Sean (the baby blond right behind wee!Kevin):


Joey Ice Cream, wee!Joey Ice Cream, and for your viewing pleasure, pornstache!Joey Ice Cream:


I have no good screencaps of wee!Kevin or wee!Sean, sorry. :( Now, go, read! ;)

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[dudski.livejournal.com]

IM ON UR PORCH, WATCHIN U SEX

AHAHAHAHAHA LMAO.

Fun fact: Just as I clicked on the link to comment, my iPod started playing Blame Canada. PLUS, I also cannot listen to Come Sail Away without thinking of the Cartman version, which is, let's face it, superior. I also can't hear Loving You without thinking of the episode where John Stamos' brother sings it at the football game.

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JENSEN IS A PERV OK HE LIKES TO WATCH U GET IT ON.

I love Styx, man, but it is so true. The Cartman version is way better.

[dementedlove.livejournal.com]

you know how to pick the best pictures of Jensen ever. The one of him in the black cowboy hat? Never seen. *dies* The one of him in the yellow shirt and small mohawk. Never seen *double dies* and freckles! anlgnnfg and the eyes...and did I mention the freckles? You are killing me tonight.

*smooches you madly*

Thank you for this post.

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I am so glad you hadn't seen some of these! I kind of thought you'd probably seen every Jensen picture out there by now. :D

*smooches back* You are so welcome, doll.

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GUH! Why does Jensen insist on killing me several times a week? (it is a good death, though, I'll admit it.)

It is completely beyond me how I have never seen this picture.

The T-Shirt is killing me in all sorts of ways.

And because I will never ever get tired of posting it and it actually kinda fits the theme:


The links are very very awesome, the synchronicity spam made me squee so much.

Oh! I found the rotating header code (http://elli.livejournal.com/239783.html)! :) Hope that helps :)

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He kills me quite often, too, and I love every death. :D

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT. I had seen those pictures before but not animated, this kind of makes my life.

Oh and thank you, babe! I will save that for later use! ♥

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Isn't it fabulous? :D It's pretty much the best animation ever :D :D :D I had seen the seperate pics before, too, and then one day someone posted that and I just stared at it for about 10 minutes ;D ;D ;D

Yay! :) ♥

Also: ERIC FORMAN = LOVE!

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

MmmmmmmmmmJensen. I think the last one is my favorite.

And I hope you realize I'm a high school student with no job and no money. <3!!!

Also, what is tl;dr? I clearly FAIL at EVERYTHING, OMG.

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I will sue you for non-payment then and the courts will obviously award me custody of you so that I can put you to work writing Black Donnellys genfic for me at all hours of the day. *cracks the whip*

tl;dr = too long; didn't read. :D YES CLEARLY YOU FAIL LIFE, DUH. :P

[catalyst2.livejournal.com]

It is a sad commentary on my approach to life that when I looked at the X-rays, all I could think was that both of those people seem to have an awful lot of metal inside their heads!

*sigh*

I suspect that there was something else I was supposed to notice but I'm not sure what!

*larger sigh*

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LOL. My first thought was, "There really isn't much keeping those huge chompers away from very delicate parts, is there?" :D

[mycautionfix.livejournal.com]

ahhhh, thank you SO much for the balloons! i woke up this morning and saw that and it just made my day :). ♥♥

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You are welcome! I hope you have a super fantastic day! ♥

[such-jaunt.livejournal.com]

Jensen picspam of amazing sexual proportions *brain spasms and dies* I no longer can remember a darn thing i was gonna say.. oh jensen *drools*

ps: best pic commentary EVER!

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Hee! Thank you! If I've made my friends list drool, my work here is done. :D

And dude. Pornstache icon FTW. ♥

[breathe-me.livejournal.com]

That was awesome. Please feel free to Jensen up my flist anytime you want:)

Pretty, pretty man.

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Oh, I'm sure I'll do it again soon. The pretty is just too much for one person to look at all alone! ♥

[takethewords.livejournal.com]

...hot.

And I'm on an SPN kick so. Extra hot.

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Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. ♥

[thejadedflames.livejournal.com]

Hee, love the picspam! And love the comments! So much pretty!

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There is! Almost too much to handle! *spazzes* This is why I'm not joined up at that SPN picspam community yet, I'd probably be leaking my brain out my ears if I saw too much pretty at once. :D

[aurora320.livejournal.com]

omg! i can't listen to that sing without hearing cartman either! haha! my friend does a great cartman-style version for karaoke. that's fun.

wow! lots of jensen! yummyyummy!

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Haha, I have no friends that can do cool Cartman-style anythings, but my brother does a pretty good impression of that creepy old man from Family Guy. :D

I know! Delicious. ;D

[aurora320.livejournal.com]

there was a girl on some show the other day who did a good cartman. that's kind of rare. i don't know of anyone who does family guy stuff. i can do the neighbor guy from beavis and butthead/hank hill. but it's rather limited. impressions are entertaining!

[parlemer.livejournal.com]

He is just way too pretty for words.

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He so is.

[whirligigged.livejournal.com]

You're officially my fandom newsletter. I may never leave the house if you keep making posts like this, okay? Fair warning.

Supernatural has given me an appreciation for picspams like NEVER BEFORE. For realsies. Never looked at them. Then Jensen and Jared came along.

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Haha, replying to comments over a week old? FTW. It's sad that I'm probably going to be replying to some that are over a month old once I get down to the bottom of my inbox.

Well obvs it is my goal to make you never leave your house, Lisa. For real. I will keep you totally engrossed in fandom happenings so that you will never be more than a click away from me. Oh man. So creepy. Sorry about that, I'm running on very little sleep. :D

I KNOW. Me either, I always thought picspams were kind of a waste of time, but Jensen (and to some degree Jared, for me) make it so worthwhile. *stares dreamily*

[micawbish.livejournal.com]

it's *sick* the number of times i can look at the same jensen pictures, even the ridiculous twinkish ones of his VERY GAY YOUTH, over and over again. i *love* the smirky/sprawly/HANDSY one. and and *TONGUE*. i am so doing a jensen tongue picspam soon. it's just calling out to be utterly fixated on.

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Hahaha, well, dude, if that's sick, I'm very ill. I almost can't look at the pictures very often though, because this man seriously makes my insides hurt. Possibly my ovaries bursting with the amount of PURE SEX that he is? Maybe.

The TONGUE deserves to be fixated on. It is AMAZING. alskjfalksjff FLAILS. Just TALKING about the sex that is Jensen makes me v. v. flaily, it's hard to stay coherent, I'm sorry.