Further proof that he is the biggest douche there is.... That poorkid, not only he will be picked on for his horse teeth, but he will be mercilessly vilified for having an fucking stupid name.
Oh Wentz, you never disappoint when it comes to douchebagery.
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I'd hate to be saddled with that name, but to be honest, Bronx is better than like, Moon-Unit or Pilot Inspektor or Audio Science or Kal-el. Celebrities are NUTS, man.
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Totally agree on all of the above. I really hope Frank or Gerard will be more sensible, but I can otally see them naming their kids after some obscure punk bands or underground comic hero! Bronx is better than Pear or Apple. Still... his dad his Pete Wentz, the kid will need all the luck in the world.
Ps. I have no idea why I'm so bitchy this early.... sorry if I was a right cow. Hugs xxx
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I sure hope so, too. I'm not even gonna lie, the image of Frank as a daddy is kind of adorable enough to make my heart want to implode. ♥ I can see Frank naming his kids something normal, traditional or maybe after one of his grandparents. I can't see Jamia letting him name their kids anything too weird. :D
No worries, sugar. *smish smish smish*
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Bronx is actually a fairly normal name - there's a trend of naming kids after places lately, or so I've heard/noticed. I know of two other kids named Bronx actually, both under six.
Not common, but not -like you said above - Kal-el. (I hate using Moon Unit as an example because she's a fucking Zappa kid, Zappa and his Zappalings play by different rules.)
Sorry to butt in but I just laughed out loud in a coffee shop. BMW! Oh god, I bet it was done on purpose. Did you get her pregnant in a car, Pete? Classy.
butting in is just fine! :D and ahaha right? that's what i was thinking. one day, when lil' BMW is older, he'll ask where his name came from, and Pete will sit him down and be all 'well, son, Mommy used to drive an X5, right? those have roomy backseats...'
IDEK anymore. Like. I need an explanation WHY they chose that name. Because Bronx? HAS PETE EVEN EVER BEEN TO THE BRONX? I kind of dig Mowgli actually, but thankfully it's just the middle name. In any case I cannot WAIT for all the posts Pete is gonna make about how sleeping babies are the only thing that's real in life.
The name Bronx actually grew on me in like... the five minutes I've known about this (the x is Bronx and z in Wentz together make me happy, idk), but STILL. Do they have any connection at all to the Bronx??? And Mowgli, lolz. I don't even know how to respond to that.
HOW IS LIFE REAL. NOTHING SHOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL. ALL MY TEETH ARE GOING TO FALL OUT OR SOMETHING JUST TO CANCEL OUT THE HAPPINESS I FEEL RIGHT NOW. PEEEEEETE, YOU SILLY SON OF A BITCH.
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*chinhands* Tell me more, Petey, tell me more.
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A BABY. ♥ ♥ ♥
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every time I think he couldn't possibly get more stupid....
That poorkid, not only he will be picked on for his horse teeth, but he will be mercilessly vilified for having an fucking stupid name.
Oh Wentz, you never disappoint when it comes to douchebagery.
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Ps. I have no idea why I'm so bitchy this early.... sorry if I was a right cow.
Hugs xxx
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No worries, sugar. *smish smish smish*
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The thought of Frank as a daddy makes my heart melt. i bet he'd call his kids like his grandparents, that's traditional in Italian families.
Baby Frank! the heart and rainbows and pretty things.
xxxxxxxxxx
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And Mowgli? Mowgli is just fucking cool. Woo. :D
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i wonder if they were going for the whole BMW initials thing? poor kid, at any rate.
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poor, poor kid. XD
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Oh, Pete. Never stop astounding me.
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I actually like the name! Except for the Mowgli bit. BUT THE REST IS OK!
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But, yes, BABY! ♥♥♥
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BRONX MOWGLI. SRSLY?!
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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That had been my face since I saw the news.
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*butts in*
I think we should start taking bets on how long it is before THAT EXACT THING ends up in his blog. You KNOW it'll happen.
(Also, you totally made me spit water on my keyboard with that comment, jsyk.)
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THEY PUT ALL THE DISNEY NAMES AND SHIT IN A HAT, AND ASHLEE HAD TO PICK
SERIOUSLY
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Why don't people name their kids normal names anymore? I picked a normal name that's still unique and not weird! It's not that hard!
But....BABY OMG WHO REALLY CARES (he's gonna be so CUTE). I'm gonna call the kid Beemer from now on anyway. ;)
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Yes Pete, you really managed that. Who would ever make fun of Bronx Mowgli :D
Still, awwwwwwwwwwww :D
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The name has kinda grown on me. BUT THE INITIALS, GOD. /o\
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♥
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HOW IS LIFE REAL. NOTHING SHOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL. ALL MY TEETH ARE GOING TO FALL OUT OR SOMETHING JUST TO CANCEL OUT THE HAPPINESS I FEEL RIGHT NOW. PEEEEEETE, YOU SILLY SON OF A BITCH.