quarterturn

- Frank interview, mostly talking about Leathermouth - Frank's stupid faaaaace, ok. I would have had a hard time asking those random questions, because as awesome as they are, I would have wanted to go into great long discussions about like, why can't you find quality bath toys anymore? Have you seen that video of the dude pretending to be a velociraptor where his friend opens the umbrella behind him to simulate the collar? Isn't Hiro on Heroes awesome with his time-stopping ability?

Also, DNW the internet shut down. Sorry, Frank, you cannot be in charge of the music industry if that is your goal. Need LOLcats to live.

- momotastic is hosting The Pre-Season Four Friending Meme for Supernatural people.

- knightfest, The Dark Knight ficathon.

- The Multimedia Love Meme, which seems like a really sweet idea.

- The Joe Meet Bob Friending Meme, where you get recommendations for friends and recommend your friends to others.

- Pass a Secret Note Meme, for anonymous tidbits you want to share with someone you might be too shy to say without being anonymous. There is one person on there I recognized. That is fail, babies, fail. Go put your name down. I have a lot to say. >.>

- The cover art for FOB's Folie a Deux. WTF. Furries, the lot of them.

( secret meme! )

Snagged unapologetically from of_evangeline. Also, I love ( this boy )

There should probably be fic where he is like, a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

So, last night (er, this morning) I was too lazy tired to wash off my makeup before I went to bed, or even really take my hair down, so this morning I stumbled into the bathroom and my eyes were like "Hai bb, you look like a crack whore," and my hair was like, "You, not FTW!"

We went shopping for booze yesterday, because Allen's party is in a week and a half and I guess he wanted to make sure it didn't all sell out? IDK. He spent a ridiculous amount of money. However, I think he's set for alcohol for oh, the next couple of years or so. I made him buy this stuff called Tequila Rose, it's a creamy strawberry and tequila mixture, it sounds pretty damn good. And he got Guinness just for me. :D AND! He bought me a teeny tiny little bottle of Bailey's Mint Chocolate, which I've been wanting to try. Someday I will have a teeny tiny little alcohol bottle collection, and it will be made of win.

Also, we went mini golfing in a place that was pitch black except for glow in the dark stuff. It was pretty amazing. I sucked, as usual. And that new Avril Lavigne song was playing, the "Girlfriend" one, and I was like DAMMIT WHY IS THIS SO CATCHY.

And then I came home and was in a terrible mood and kind of just wanted everyone to go die, but then I talked to Pam and we discussed, among other things, how ridiculously obvious Jared and Jensen are, and I felt better. Speaking of which, what is the deal with this $25,000 watch? (Keep in mind I have no definitive proof the watch cost this much, this is what I'm hearing from my flist.) Are there details? Will someone in this awesome fandom make a manip of that diamond commercial from Family Guy? You know, "Diamonds: She pretty much has to." Except this time it will be, "$25,000 watch: He pretty much has to." ETA: pink_faerie81 wins.

( yeah, you're pretty much obligated )

Supernatural friending meme and Heroes friending meme. I kept telling myself I was done with friending memes for the year, but I am so weak. Hello, new friends. ♥

Told you I'd update again. Prepare yourselves, I may be spammy today.

So. I guess according to thefutoncritic.com, The Black Donnellys is going on hiatus as of April 23rd. NBC, FTL! How do you do an inverted YAY arms? /O\? Those are BOO arms. I hate to be pessimistic about it, but we've all known the numbers have sucked for a while, so I'm not holding my breath for a return.

Also, why is more of my flist not talking about this? ( super hella major SPN finale spoiler - I'm going to write it in white, too, so you can comment on other stuff if you feel the need )

To add a little levity to my day comes my girl Pam, dementedlove, with whom I'm talking to about future RP ventures, and I mention that I'd RP anything in the world with her, and off the top of my head I say I would RP Three's Company. And she comes back with this:

"haha Jack/Larry Three's Company RP FTW! hahaha and slutty!jack and possesiveskeeze!larry and maybe we'll throw in a stalker!Mr. Furley, and he's watching Jack and Larry through hidden tunnels in his apartment building walls, and he finally kills Larry and drugs Jack and kidnaps him and ties him up so he can put his wrinkled balls in Jacks mouth. hahah ew."

EW INDEED. But really effing funny, too? YES.

Lemme tell you a little story about last night.

Last night I was being v. v. productive, more productive than I've been in quite some time, and Fate went, "Jess, wth are you doing. You are not ever this productive! Instead of being productive, why don't you sit around in the dark for a while!" So of course, my power went out.

Cue this face: :-/

And me being me, of course I don't know where the hell my matches were, despite having seven billion candles on hand, and I knew I had at least two flashlights somewhere (one of which I knew was on the floor because when Allen was over playing Mario Party last night, he kept poking me in the leg with it...don't ask) but I couldn't find them. So I'm on my hands and knees, it's pitch black, and I can't find a flashlight or matches to save my life.

Long story short, I found a flashlight and subsequently found my matches and lit no less than seventeen candles.

So I'm expecting the power to come back on any second, any minute now, yep, any hour would be good. And it was off for four hours. Sweeeeeet.

Cue this face: >:-|

So you know what I did with my four hours of no electricity? I wrote. HET. Something was terribly, terribly off with the world last night.

It's het and then it's slash, though, so...I'm not totally weirded out. Just kind of. I'll type it up later and see what I think. It's TBD, Kevin/Jenny and then Kevin/Tommy, so. You know. Maybe the brothercest makes up for the fact that I don't even really like Jenny? technosage and hebrew_hernia, this is all your fault. The former for making me think about Jenny in a more positive light and the latter for suggesting Dean/Jenny (SPN/TBD) of all things. I think my brain went, "NO. ANYTHING BUT DEAN WITH JENNY." And then it came up with Kevin and Jenny, and ugh. I am rambling because it's early (late?) and I haven't slept and I'm sniffling up a goddamned storm because I've been sick for the past two days and gone through an entire box of Kleenex...

AND Pam didn't have her phone around last night so even though I stole my sister's cell phone and called her in hopes of talking about some Wincest, I was reduced to leaving her stuffed up messages rambling about nonsense, most of which I don't remember but I did almost leave her a message of Mickey Avalon's "Jane Fonda."

One two three four, get your booty on the dance floor...

Oh yes.

Dudes, I finally had a Winchester dream last night. Sadly, Sam was totally absent. Actually, that might not be so sad.

I'm in this gas station and there's a female clerk and Dean Winchester is in there, too, and we're kind of chatting it up/flirting. I think we know each other pretty well already, because we're goofing around and I steal his keys and go hop in the Impala. I only live like a mile away from this gas station in real life, and in my dream I was just going to take it to my house and then come back. But Dean's watching me through the window of the gas station, and he is NOT AMUSED, so I ended up turning back early. But oh, guys. Oh man. Driving the Impala was like everything you'd imagine, even just dream!Impala. It was amazing. Impala sex fic recs, anyone? The rest of the dream was about me going back to the station and the bad guy from Roadkill trying to kill me, and Dean being very older brotherly in his protectiveness.

Speaking of Roadkill, though...

( finally watched it )

Oh, heh, yeah, about St. Patrick's Day. My sister ended up cancelling on us at the last minute, and I was in a pretty terrible mood anyway, so Allen came over with booze and food and we ended up just chilling. I had a Guinness for the first time ever, and man. That stuff is SO much better than the regular beer we have here. I've been trying to get myself accustomed to the yellow beer here for years, and I just can't do it. I attribute my Guinness love to my Irish heritage. lol.

I also had four mini bottles of Kahlua chocolate latte (YUM) and then I passed out. Not passed out passed out, I just got so sleepy I couldn't keep my eyes open and ending up falling asleep at like eleven. I AM A PARTY ANIMAL.

Pam (dementedlove) wrote me the most awesome John/Dean, and it is my life's goal right now to get her to post it. Seriously. It's awesome. And we're gonna discuss expanding on the plot because she's got a damn good one, and just. aljfasljsfd. I am so lucky to have this girl. ♥

Umm. I totally did not get my Departed/TBD story done for tbd_stpaddys. I slept almost all goddamned day. I THINK ALLEN DRUGGED MY GUINNESS. However, I'm sure I'll still try to finish it, because I'm kind of psyched about it.

Aaaand, schneestern's got me thinking of a plot bunny involving Jensen/Jared and the use of sex toys during interviews. >.>

My hand hurts/is possibly bruised because I tried to break up some ice with my fist. Turns out I am not Chuck Norris and I cannot break things with my fist, even ice. I would've tried a roundhouse kick, but I figured it might get messy. Plus, I was not wearing shoes.

And now some Heroes picspam. Zachary Quinto and a couple Adrian Pasdar, maybe one or two Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere.

( orgy of hotness, anyone? )

ETA: No I definitely don't have over 70 tabs open in Firefox fight now. >.> GIVE ME TIME I WILL GET BACK TO EVERYTHING.

Also, I seriously need you guys' expertise/opinion on this: Is the word 'gypped' a slur? I have my own opinion about it, but I want to hear what you guys think first.